how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
