STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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