My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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