apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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