Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
