I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
is wine microwaveable?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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