You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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