You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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