Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
honey bunches of taint.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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