i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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