Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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