Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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