If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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