Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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