my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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