Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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