if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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