so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
