shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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