Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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