You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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