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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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