Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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