did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
