They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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