How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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