its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
