She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
