she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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