They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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