can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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