Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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