I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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