Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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