i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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