I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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