I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
