I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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