in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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