i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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