so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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