So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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