2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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