I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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