I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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