Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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