what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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