at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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