no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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