I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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