I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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